July 14, 2008
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN
Between 23 and 30,
a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35,
a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40,
a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50,
a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60,
a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, taking care of business.
Between 61 and 70,
a woman is like Canada, self-preserving but open to meeting new people.
After 70,
she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF MEN
Between 1 and 70,
a man is like Iran,
ruled by a dick.
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